Not Exactly Normal

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char-ivanov:

not-exactly—normal:

She nodded and knocked on the door, “okay..” Bliss knew she only had to hold out a little longer. The avian looked down at Char and sighed. “So…I guess we’re off the hook?”

The door finally creaked open. A young boy answered, couldn’t be older than 7. Seeing the…

"Not a joke. He turned into a fox. He needs his lab and dropped his key or something." She explained, watching Sarah. "Just let us in, he’ll explain better…"
The Russian pushed passed Sarah impatiently, the waited for Char to show her the way to his lab.

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musicalmrlove:

This movie got away with murder

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jamesfactscalvin:

beavisnfukhead:

swiftingthrough:

legendary

I reblog this every time

Oh!

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nerdcandy4u:

deadlyflashesofgreen:

This would be the life.

This comic is adorable! :3

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ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

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chocolaty:

cashtonsbiceps:

chocolaty:

*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*

Fuck I have homework

you see what i mean

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ultrafacts:

zombiekittensandmadscientists:

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aperturedalek64:

ironicpeaches:

aperturedalek64:

cant-think-of-anything-creative:

ultrafacts:

SourceMore Facts HERE

no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.

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prussian-lullaby:

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

The biggest, blackest cock

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onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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